A Camel for Christmas
I wanted to bring my Dad a real taste of the Saraha for Christmas. I've been on a campaign to get him and my stepmom out here for a visit. So I thought maybe if I brought home a camel it would really give him a hankering to come out for the full-blown adventure (after all, at his age my grandparents were globetrotting!) . Anyway, I wasn't really sure that would work. But then I thought some more about it and decided maybe after the camel ate up all his grass and drank the well dry a few times he would be REALLY motivated to come and bring it back. So I tried to think of where I would be able to get a cheap camel. I don't think my dad's ever ridden a camel before (although I think Geordie did that at the Bronx Zoo), and he probably wouldn't know the difference between a cheap camel and an expensive model, so I figured the cheap kind would do. Besides, camel transportation is extremely uncomfortable after a couple of hours, so there's no sense in spending the money on something that is really just for looks. Last year I met a man in the medina who told me his family owned 500 camels and he was asking which one of the young teachers I was showing around he could have as his 3rd wife. Apparently, he had earned enough money to be able to afford the 3rd one. As a good Muslim, he can only have 4, so the selection process has to be pretty tough for the 3rd one cause he's only got one chance left after that! I guess an American sounded like a good option for number 3. Anyway, since I didn't sell him one of the teachers (I told him he would have to go ask their dads), I didn't really think he would give me a good deal on a camel. I went to the medina anyway...
I didn't find any live camels (I didn't have time for a trip down to the desert), but I found a dead one. I decided that it would be easier to get this one through customs anyway, so I brought it home and wrapped it up. My dad's been wearing it to work and getting a few compliments. So far he hasn't booked a flight yet. Maybe next year I'll kidnap my brother.
Dad in his new camel skin coat